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[	Current Mood	|	embarrassed	]
[	Current Music	|	doggy in the window is in my head	]

nailed my english women writers exam

now i just have to write a ten page take home exam in twenty four hours (a paper...with citations. about mexican comic books.)

then write another exam.

then write an 8 page take home exam in twenty four hours. about the holocaust.

then write another exam.

DONE ON THE THIRTEENTH... i'm so effin pumped to see everyone. three weeks won't be enough. batesy, did i hear you are bringing ontario people? which ontario people!? dan? please say dan. brian? please say brian. lady? please say lady. cause that would be REALLY great.

for those of you who know about kids-on-a-rope, they were singing how much is that doggy in the window as they walked by the pub today. could anything be better?

i think not. for those who don't know, kids-on-a-rope are groups of three and four year old children from day-cares who get their daily exercise by walking, tied to a rope, being led by several adults. there are generally about 20 of them... they parade through town, often walking through buildings on campus, singing, asking questions, pointing out landmarks, all twenty snow-suity, complete with mittens-on-strings.

oh life is good

x-ring in 14 days. which is more like a panic because i have one 12 page paper,  one 10 page paper, one 8 page paper and two 6 page papers due in that time span. the 12 page paper is due tomorrow at 10:15. i have.... 10 pages written. He'll get 11.5, after that he's going to know i'm full of shit.

so i think i'm gonna teach immigrant ladies how to read for a living... you know, teach them english, get them aquainted with pro-womany english literature. and maybe other types of adult education? i'm not sure but thats the field i like. thats what i think i would like to do. yes.  OH educating the masses yes thats what i'll do.  first i'm gonna go to korea to teach english as a second language... and learn korean. work my way up into teaching in universities. then i can teach at some school somewhere in canada (theres loads of korean immigrants around eh). theres not a whole lot of money in it.... but i can tutor privately on the side. SEXY PLAN ALERT! so thats the life plan for now. i like it cause i'll be able to travel around with it. if i wanna settle in the maritimes (in about a hundred years maybe) there are adult education positions around here... maybe not as many koreans. whats with me and koreans? took me awhile to figure it out but thats the best compromise of my love for reading and my love of women. just perfect i think. GO LOVE OF WOMEN AND READING!

haha, love of women. sounds lesbiany. got consent poster campaign begins... tomorrow. another attempt at educating the masses! i made many sexy posters for my women society people to put up. i have this funny feeling i'm going to forget about it though...

ok bye

love jill

oh thank god, student loan gave me money this year so i'm not going to be broke like i usually am.

so i've got a job too, which i dont really need so badly anymore, but i might as well work eh?

made a new friend at the tall and small, he's a vegetarian, a friend of tiff's, he invited me to a dinner party on friday for vegetarians. so i suppose i should make something eh? perhaps a loaf. yeah i'll make a loaf. people like loafs.

love love lovely day! miss everyone <3

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[	Current Mood	|	uncomfortable	]
[	Current Music	|	MY BODY NOISES	]

i would like very much not to have the runs anymore please.

please?

this has been my day:

cramp

cramp

cramp cramp cramp

cramp cramp

gurgle

EXPLOSION.

FUCKING CHRIST.

[	Current Location	|	bed in new glasgow	]
[	Current Mood	|	chipper	]
[	Current Music	|	yeahyeahyeahs	]

i just dropped $219 on clothes.

but i got like 291849023852 things!

sam let me use her 50% discount at smart set. i am now the most well dressed girl in town! but it was time for me to stop dressing like a student. even though i am a student. but i should look like a better one. i hope sam doesn't get fired for spending like $400 on clothes! but really why would she. and i never would have bought that much if i didnt get the discount on it. smart set should love me. maybe i shouldnt be posting this on the internet. but smart set doesnt have secret internet spies on sam. or do they?

sweetness.

YAY NEW CLOTHES!
ME + SAM = LOVE LONG TIME!

somethin' like a phenomenon baby somethin' like a phenomenon.

chanterella i'm coming to you. and i'm in the mood to sing. yeahyeahyeahs please.

[	Current Location	|	bed	]
[	Current Mood	|	mellow	]
[	Current Music	|	dead silence	]

i've been feeling a little sluggish, bogged down and not my usual self. so i've decided to detox. yes friends, detox. i've attempted many detoxes before but i always give up after about 24 hours. a detox is when you eliminate all the nasty stuff in your body by way of diet. traditionally you cut out meat dairy and eggs first, but i'm one step ahead of that little game. no alcohol, oils, sugar, wheat or gluten traditionally. i'm just going to cut out gluten and sugar, because it is a 15 day detox. i'll probably drink at some point during this whole thing, which is completely pointless. I got a system from this wonderful fabulous vegan pregnant lady. she told me all about what cleanses are good, how often it is safe to do them, benifits from each one. then she gave me directions to this man's organic FARM where he sells all his cheap organic VEGGIES! and then i bought some seaweed soap.

health store in new glasgow=bomb. new pregnant lady friend=bomb. 

sweet.

so day one of detox=good. feelin' good. i went for a run with dad tonight and i mopped the floor with him. he is a 54 year old overwieght man. but i havent run or gone to the gym since the day before my surgery about 3 weeks ago. i was supposed to wait a month but i ran tonight and so far i havent busted my vagina so no harm done i'm going back to the gym in the morning! 

note to self, dont bust vagina.

vagina vagina vagina!

85 on my last paper! god DAMN i'm smart.

EVOLVE!

dr. fouad called yesterday with the results of the biopsy, he said it wasn't cancer but it was close and i'm to come back every four months for a colpscopy (kind of like a PAP but to the next level). he was really nice, i like him a lot, he assured me that he would keep an eye on things. so i guess my fear of STD's has paid off.  so not good news but also not bad news, i'll take it. i was kind of hoping he'd call and say it was nothing, i was even kind of hoping it would be an std. like a curable one. its kind of spooky, it hadn't even been a year since my last PAP. everyone go get a PAP!!!!!!

still not scared or upset really, theres not really any point to freaking out. the only thing that bothers me is the more i have that operation done the higher the risk of me not being able to have babies is. but whatever, i'll adopt. there are zillions of unwanted babies, right teresa?

chilled with sam, aaron and rick last night and saw aaron and ricks new house. i know people who have a house and a mortgage on the westside. thats insane. we talked about how pathetic it was we hadn't all hung out together all summer, but still its great to have friends that you can pick up with like you'd never left off at all.  aaron and ricks house is fabulous, beautiful wood work, tonnes of windows, a SERVICE STAIRWAY, a closet big enough for me to sleep in, a closet with a toilet in it under the stairs. love love love.

love love.  

today i think i'll shoe shop and buy a new dress. an $80 sundress perhaps. i've been a good little money saver this summer so whhhhhhy not. 

love love love jill

[	Current Location	|	basement	]
[	Current Mood	|	pleased	]

last night i took the night off school work and played with sam, we got caught in the rain in pursuit of coffee and as i am not allowed to run due to possibility of hemorage (who hemorages, really) we sort of glide walked briskly but i parked in what turned into a RIVER and soaked my flip flops, cause i wear flip flops and no jacket in a rainstorm, i was under the impression that a sever rain warning didn't apply to me beause i had the car. we then a.d.d.'d our way around zellars, i bought a water jug with a handle which i am using right now and has turned out to be much easier than walking upstairs every 10 seconds to fill my water glass.  then we went to the mall and found $10 raincoats which were GREAT and said 'no bags please' and wore them right out of walmart. (yes, i supported walmart, i'm a huge hypocrit, but it was apparently the only place in town we could find raincoats under $40). and we went to shoppers and i blew money on make up. raincoats are so crucial yet i never seem to have one. oh and we rented failure to launch, it was cute.

I'm coming up to visit Antigonish this week in celebration of my last exam being on monday!

YAY!

Matthew
-who is needs boy?
-email me your phone number at brents along with info such as a good time to call you, times you are not working, when might be good to hang out etc. etc. etc.
Chantelle
-i know how to find you (feed store, justins, stoned in a cemetery, by way of cell phone etc. etc. etc.)
Jenny
-i'll assume i can find you in the places i normally do (subway, 106 braemore, with chantelle and matt etc. etc. etc.)

if sam goes to halifax on the weekend i'll come up for a night and perhaps there can be drinking! but i should save money for evolving. 
also, who is evolving this year? i'm losing my evolve-ginity and i want it to be spectacular.

okay time to study again